Game Show Host Sayings

#1. I was the worst game show host that ever lived, and I knew it.

Dick Van Dyke

#2. If you were happy every day of your life you wouldn't be a human being, you'd be a game show host.

Gabriel Heatter

#3. The devil is a cross between a really good used-car salesman and a game-show host, but with a lot more style and charm.There's a little Cary Grant thrown in there too.

Ray Wise

#4. As a game-show host, what I'm thinking and what I'm experiencing doesn't matter. My opinion doesn't matter. So there's a flattened reality to it. It's fun to do. But it's certainly not myself in totality - or even maybe a little bit.

Michael Ian Black

#5. I'm hosting a quiz show, but I never considered myself a game show host.

Maury Povich

#6. Anyone can become a game show host. It simply requires a giant, narcissistic ego and an inability to do anything else. The closest thing to school I did was looking in the mirror one hundred times a day and repeating, 'People should listen to you talk.'

Kurt Braunohler

#7. If I'm a game show host, will someone buy a ticket to see me do standup? To do a dramatic role in a movie?

Howie Mandel

#8. I think anyone that grew up in the '70s and '80s grew up with Bob Barker and Wink Martindale and I think that was just always ... when you were a game show host, you were the man of the hour.

Guy Fieri

#9. Not always. Sometimes it's ass, Vince said, cleverly bringing ass back into the conversation one more time. I began to wonder if there was a hidden camera, with a smirking game-show host handing out a prize every time we used the word.

Jeff Lindsay

#10. Everyone will look. Even if they think it's impolite, still they will look.

Lucy Christopher

#11. It is true that I do not wear shoes as the host of 'Bunk.' I want 'Bunk' to feel like there's a slight possibility that a confident homeless man just wondered into the studio and started hosting a game show.

Kurt Braunohler

#12. My dad was in radio; he was a broadcaster, and it was in the family. He hosted kind of a game show at one point on TV; he was the original host of 'Good Day New York,' and he hosted the Jerry Lewis telethon for 15 years.

Greg Fitzsimmons

#13. Nothing is more humiliating than to see idiots succeed in enterprises we have failed in.

Gustave Flaubert

#14. It is better to hide ignorance, but it is hard to do this when we relax over wine.

Heraclitus

#15. I'd love to host a game show one day. I love giving things away.

Ross Mathews

#16. I became a Republican because I trust people more than I trust government.

Heather Wilson

#17. Several millennia ago, the words were written that a man should leave his father and mother and cleave to his wife, and the two shall become one flesh. It was not our idea; it was God's idea.

Mike Pence

#18. Our politicians, they all seemed like game show hosts to me.

Sting

#19. Then I went to the windows and pulled them open. The rain had stopped and the night was very still, black except for the glow behind the western hills that marked the Burning Lands. A dog barked far off, once and no more.

John Christopher