Gallows Humour Quotes

#1. However, for all his affection and loyalty towards the animal, the dog would soon be leaving him - they would both be present at a celebratory dinner when they reached the roof, he reflected with a touch of gallows-humour, but the poodle would be in the pot.

J.G. Ballard

#2. I'm an open Minded Man. How about a threesom? You, me and the machine?

Jennifer Crusie

#3. I should have kissed you I should have pushed you up against the wall I should have kissed you Just like I wasn't scared at all Gloriana

Melanie Walker

#4. Of course she was bloody found dead." Moore grumbled. "Some bastard cut off her head and her limbs. If she'd been found alive I would have been more than bloody surprised.

Sarah Pinborough

#5. I read so much data. There's so much information that comes my way. And there's got to be a way for me to delegate more.

Terry J. Lundgren

#6. I spit on my glove tips, touch it and can see the sizzle. Not good.

Robert M. Pirsig

#7. Fell?' he asked. 'Or was pushed?'

Anton shrugged again. 'It hardly makes a difference,' he said, 'when you are the man at the bottom of the stairs.

Michael Montoure

#8. Found dead. A verdict as useful as a fucking Bible in the Bluegate Brothel.

Sarah Pinborough

#9. What determines your altitude in life is your attitude.

Tavis Smiley

#10. Life's unpredictable patterns had a strange way of forming a connected web.

D.A. Pupa

#11. Now that I'm 60, every morning I look in the mirror and say, "I don't know who you are, stranger, but I'm gonna shave you anyway".

Milton Friedman

#12. He saw what they either couldn't see or couldn't allow themselves to see, and that only made him more pissed, because being less stupid than one's parents is repulsive, like taking a gulp from a glass of milk that you thought was orange juice.

Jonathan Safran Foer

#13. Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less, in human beings of whom they know nothing. - Voltaire

Siddhartha Mukherjee

#14. Think of working forever at something you love to do, for [the] one you love with all your heart, and never getting tired! We will never know weariness in heaven.

Billy Graham

#15. The music starts as being way separate from the lyrics, and I write - I have notebooks that I fill with drawings and just words, and stuff that I've written.

Zachary Cole Smith

#16. She was not herself
she was not anything. She was something that is going to be
soon
soon
very soon. But as yet, she was only imminent.

D.H. Lawrence