Gabe Kaplan Quotes

#1. I mean, I would have loved to have kept on being a big television star. If that's the way things would have broke, I would have loved to have done that. I just didn't really want to continue and be someone who took whatever was offered.

Gabe Kaplan

#2. I believe that the Government's first duty is to defend its citizens, to defend them against the harms that come out of hate.

Gordon Smith

#3. The more English is heard in the world, the more gratifying it seems to speak French, and above all to know the culture of our country. They find a kind of French social grace in the language and culture.

Bernard Pivot

#4. So that's it," he said. "Three hundred dollars. I wish somebody would come into this country with a seed that had to be worked everyday from New Year's right on through Christmas. As soon as you niggers are laid-by, trouble starts.

William Faulkner

#5. Maybe 10 times a year I'll do a corporate date, but no casinos or no nightclubs or no comedy clubs.

Gabe Kaplan

#6. I think people will believe anything about someone they haven't seen for a while.

Gabe Kaplan

#7. In show business, you had levels. I was at the top of the TV end of it.

Gabe Kaplan

#8. I had been on several shows that were meant to be the big ones, that would go on forever, and they didn't.

Christina Hendricks

#9. When I first came to do shows in Vegas, I followed the usual entertainer's syndrome - I played craps and lost.

Gabe Kaplan

#10. Maybe I just wasn't a show-biz type. I didn't miss performing at all.

Gabe Kaplan

#11. So we each had a piece of chocolate for dessert. I'd almost forgotten how much I love chocolate, how there's something about it that makes life a little more wonderful.

Susan Beth Pfeffer

#12. There's nothing remotely interesting to me about marketing music as a product.

Mark Edwards

#13. I could've always worked shows, clubs, Las Vegas and Atlantic City, but I was successful in business ventures, and things weren't happening in show business, so I said, 'Let me see what I can do.'

Gabe Kaplan