Leslie Meier Quotes

#1. It was the eternal conundrum. Time passed too slowly, and then it was over too quickly. Hurry up and die.

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#2. I've been to livelier funerals," grumbled Herb.

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#3. Lucy Stone wasn't usually a clock watcher. Time didn't pass slowly for her; it galloped ahead of her.

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#4. I want that at my funeral," said Pam. "I want to be carried out on the shoulders of six stalwart young men. Preferably in loincloths.

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#5. Murder was apparently too common-place in the big city to attract much notice.
Poor Luther, thought Lucy, as she headed back to the hotel. Even in death he was only a big fish in a small pond.

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#6. She marched along, wondering how it could be that some people had to work their fingers to the bone and risk their lives in order to make a living and others could just sail around in the lap of luxury.

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#7. As she dressed that night, Lucy remembered Catherine's words: "If it's true, it isn't libel.

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#8. It's a small-town rule: Never speak ill of the dead until the estate has paid the outstanding bills.

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#9. If looks could kill, she'd be a dead woman.

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#10. A girl had to do what a girl had to do and it looked as if this girl's immediate future included chicken Caesar salad, chocolate cake, and Cary Grant.

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#11. Lucy had no complaints about her dinner. Anything was fine with her as long as she didn't have to cook it.

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#12. It's only natural," said Phyllis. "Lord Grantham certainly wasn't very excited about Matthew's newfangled ideas for the estate.

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#13. After all, moms were appreciated only on Mother's Day. That's why they invented it. So they could treat you like a household appliance the rest of the year.

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#14. Maybe he was just a crazy guy who liked funerals." Phyllis was applying polish topcoat with all the care of Michelangelo painting the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel. "Nobody goes to funerals for fun," said Lucy,

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