G.k. Chesterton Funny Quotes

#1. There are a good many fools who call me a friend, and also a good many friends who call me a fool.

Gilbert K. Chesterton

#2. I like to try anything ... You have to do the experiments to find out what the formulas are.

Jerry Seinfeld

#3. Great we're bloody inspired

James Dashner

#4. We can't ignore right-wing demagogues who insist that the word of the doctor who proclaims a child's sex at birth somehow holds more sway over the reality of the body than the word of the person who inhabits it. - Gwendolyn Ann Smith

Kate Bornstein

#5. Mr. McCabe thinks that I am not serious but only funny, because Mr. McCabe thinks that funny is the opposite of serious. Funny is the opposite of not funny and nothing else.

Gilbert K. Chesterton

#6. My dad took me to the racetrack for the first time when I was 2 or 3 ... Anything with a motor, that was in my blood.

Lynsi Torres

#7. The idea that "all men are created equal" is a gift to the world from the American Indian.

Robert M. Pirsig

#8. When anarchy is declared, the first thing we do, let's kill all the anarchists.

Craig Bruce

#9. . . . truth is just a lie that everyone believes.

Simon Van Booy

#10. Just at present you only see the tree by the light of the lamp. I wonder when you would ever see the lamp by the light of the tree.

G.K. Chesterton

#11. I would be greatly distressed if this book contributed still further to the seduction of the gullible, now cynically exploited by all the media.

Arthur C. Clarke

#12. All men are tragic ... All men are comic ... Every man is important if he loses his life; and every man is funny if he loses his hat.

G.K. Chesterton

#13. "vers libre," (free verse) or nine-tenths of it, is not a new metre any more than sleeping in a ditch is a new school of architecture.

G.K. Chesterton

#14. I do build my own backstory as an actor. It's important to know where your characters have come from in order to know where they're going - in order to exist in that state of being.

Sarah Gadon

#15. An honest man is a rare treasure.

Jim Butcher

#16. Every man is important if he loses his life;and every man is funny if he loses his hat and has to run after it.

Gilbert K. Chesterton

#17. People have no idea how true the promise of Allah is. Put your trust in Allah, and He will see you through.

Nouman Ali Khan