Furniture Movers Quotes

#1. Carisoprodol. Comes in a white tablet like a big-ass vitamin, 350 mg of muscle liquefier for those tense, recovering athletes and furniture movers. Too much, and those relaxed muscles include your diaphragm, then your heart.

Craig Clevenger

#2. I had wanted some cheese, but couldn't find any at short notice. It was a shame. Cheese goes so well with tragedy.

Jonathan L. Howard

#3. How many asses can I fuck before I pass the threshold of sexual acceptability and destroy my chances for being a contender in the sweepstakes of romance?

Edward Southgate

#4. Anyone who says they're not afraid at the time of a hurricane is either a fool or a liar, or a little bit of both.

Anderson Cooper

#5. The story you are about to read is a work of fiction. Nothing - and everything - about it is real.

Todd Strasser

#6. Cold love's the loveliest love of all. So clear, so crisp, so empty. In short, so civilized.

Mervyn Peake