Funny Zen Buddhist Quotes

#1. I started putting a wire up in secret and performing without permission. Notre Dame, the Sydney Harbor Bridge, the World Trade Center. And I developed a certitude, a faith that convinced me that I will get safely to the other side. If not, I will never do that first step.

Philippe Petit

#2. Waiting for a battle was the hardest part. Unless you got a dagger in your gut during the battle. Then that was hardest. Or you got through just fine and saw your men dead around you. Then that was.

Daniel Abraham

#3. Democracy means decision by those concerned.

Carl Friedrich Von Weizsacker

#4. In the happy land of elegant code and pretty rainbows, there lives a spoil-sport monster called inefficiency.

Marijn Haverbeke

#5. Blessed be the merciless, for they shall see God's enormous shrug.

George Garrett

#6. Zen is a very fast path to enlightenment, fast in comparison to some other paths, not fast for the person who practices it. There is no sense of speed.

Frederick Lenz

#7. It could be a stupid thing to say, but people should realize that it is easy to get concerned about yourself and to lose contact.

Miranda Otto

#8. Yet, the quest for knowledge will overcome us and we must know. And, at last, we must see where the road ends, even if it be the cliff.

Nancy B. Brewer

#9. My dragons took long naps on their chains and forgot to frighten me with their fiery roar.

Sarina Bowen

#10. I had to tell someone that a panther-hipped boy had come to live in my backyard.

April Genevieve Tucholke

#11. I find it inspiring and I always think when I'm working on something new, whether it's a new kind of character or a new kind of story or new kind of camera, it gets my creative wheels spinning.

Nicolas Cage

#12. Billions of things are going on in this world. You can think about it all you want, but life is still going to keep on happening.

Michael Singer