Funny Youth Ministry Quotes

#1. Rome didn't create an Empire by holding meetings - they did it by killing their enemies.

Chris Johnson

#2. I don't fire up the prose. I just tell it straight and don't fool around with it.

Raymond Carver

#3. Like a lot of snackers, I recognized that snacking is an indulgence and is all about taste.

Keith Belling

#4. Also, you don't really realize how much weekend time is actually hang-out-with-your-friends time until the aforementioned friends are acting all weird around you.

Ally Carter

#5. When you practice deliberately, you identify the tasks or knowledge that are just out of your reach, strive to upgrade your performance, monitor your progress, and revise accordingly.

Susan Cain

#6. I've been in love for five hundred million years ...

Italo Calvino

#7. It's strange, but when I have to speak in front of an audience, I find it more comfortable to use my far-from-perfect English than Japanese. I think this is because when I have to speak seriously about something in Japanese I'm overcome with the feeling of being swallowed up in a sea of words.

Haruki Murakami