Funny Yngwie Malmsteen Quotes

#1. What is merely a hypothesis to anyone else is an overwhelming temptation to a wizard.

Barbara Hambly

#2. People often believed they were safer in the light, thinking monsters only came out at night.

C.J. Roberts

#3. The ability to take a walk from one point to the next point, that is half the battle won.

Maira Kalman

#4. How on the face of the earth could a man enjoy his religion, when he had been told by the Lord how to prepare for a day of famine, when, instead of doing so, he had fooled away that which would have sustained him and his family.

George A. Smith

#5. Poetry is the guardian of love - constructed from truth it is a bridge that can be crossed from either side and it is oblivious of age or gender

Rodney Compton

#6. A good painting should be the equivalent of a good deed.

Vincent Van Gogh

#7. I always feel depressed when I go into a country under dictatorial rule.

Arthur Frommer

#8. It's hard to detect good luck - it looks so much like something you've earned.

Frank A. Clark

#9. I hate wasting time or money and that happens all the time for no good reason, and then people save money by skimping on the important things.

Rick Baker

#10. That specific remedy for the worldwide epidemic of depression is a gift called the blues.

Kurt Vonnegut

#11. No, but you can see it from here.

Lou Holtz