Funny Wasabi Quotes

#1. The stock market can be fooled, but not forever.

Leo Hindery

#2. But if serving the LORD seems undesirable to you, then choose for yourselves this day whom you will serve, whether the gods your ancestors served beyond the Euphrates, or the gods of the Amorites, in whose land you are living. But as for me and my household, we will serve the LORD.

Joshua

#3. People are more likely to pass me on the street without recognizing me, and that's good.

Hugo Weaving

#4. I'm pro-forwards. Do I want the Seventies to come back? No. The haircuts were terrible. Everyone stank. The food was awful.

Douglas Coupland

#5. Let the truth take care of itself, I decided. It's done all right on its own so far.

Russell Banks

#6. One of the poets, whose name I cannot recall, has a passage, which I am unable at the moment to remember, in one of his works, which for the time being has slipped my mind, which hits off admirably this age-old situation.

P.G. Wodehouse

#7. Getting to the top is optional. Getting down is mandatory.

Ed Viesturs

#8. The greatest skill at cards is to know when to discard;

Baltasar Gracian

#9. Thank god, and now all I have are, twenty one years together, in January and, you know, I, you know I forgot this all about things. And anyway the first place is good thing.

Olga Korbut

#10. There are some things," he said softly, "that a princess has to do alone.

Anne Fortier

#11. We have to promote human solidarity, avoid indifference, and play a part with society in the solution of the problem of violence ...

Shakira

#12. Let's drop the whole 'atheist evangelism' thing and call out bullshit questions like 'what does atheism have to offer?' for just what they are: Bullshit. I mean, what does knowing that the Earth goes around the Sun have to offer? Who cares? It just is.

Rebecca Watson

#13. To go back and read Swift and Defoe and Samuel Johnson and Smollett and Pope - all those people we had to read in college English courses - to read them now is to have one of the infinite pleasures in life.

David McCullough

#14. As long as you don't kill someone or seriously maim them, sure, it doesn't matter what anyone else thinks as long as you have a good time.

S.A. Tawks

#15. The older one gets, the more one feels that the present moment must be enjoyed, comparable to a state of grace.

Marie Curie