Funny Warranty Quotes

#1. Certainly, 9 percent unemployment and very slow growth is not a good situation.

Ben Bernanke

#2. Please do not ever think I am without you or you are without me, I live with you all the time.

Santosh Kalwar

#3. I don't break up, I trade up

Emily Giffin

#4. When you're doing a pilot, you're doing it in this bubble that almost works against the creative impulse. You don't have time to get to know the actors first, and you have three writers, as opposed to a room full of writers.

Josh Gad

#5. The studio is my main compositional tool. And I used to be horrible in the studio. I didn't know any kind of technical stuff. But when you have something in your head, you've gotta figure out a way of executing it.

Mike Patton

#6. And years from now,
you may not remember exactly what you ate.
But you'll remember who you ate with.

Lisa Schroeder

#7. I'm a designer, and I think if you work in fashion, you have to give people fantasy.

Christian Louboutin

#8. The reality is that God is greater than whatever "goose" is chasing you!

Perry Noble

#9. Everyday is a mystery

Michael Bassey Johnson

#10. She goes to Frederick's of Hollywood at the mall and purchases an explicit lingerie outfit so sheer that you could read an appliance warranty through it in an unlit closet.

Dave Barry

#11. To be brave, you have to have a choice.

Simon Mawer

#12. Emphasize small goals when you have a team that isn't going to win a lot of games

Mike Dunlap

#13. Two reasons why I keep helping people who do not even care about their own life:
First, they do not have any idea about better way of life;
Second, I was one of them.

Toba Beta

#14. You might not think that programmers are artists, but programming is an extremely creative profession. It's logic-based creativity.

John Romero