Top 11 Funny Walrus Quotes

#1. I'm a sucker for a guy with scars, so for your protection, we should probably stick to the case."
"I'm not scared.

Lisa Kessler

Funny Walrus Quotes #63228
#2. Manichean dualism is the single worst idea people ever came up with - this notion that you can divide humankind into the children of light and the children of darkness.

James K. Morrow

Funny Walrus Quotes #227217
#3. Cause I'd rather spend one glorious lifetime with you, Claire Doyle, than an eternity with anyone else.

K.L. Penington

Funny Walrus Quotes #338348
#4. In the outside world, my brother told me, people were as reckless as animals and fornicated with strangers on the street.

Chuck Palahniuk

Funny Walrus Quotes #349798
#5. It's what they call it when they suck the soul out of your mouth.

J.K. Rowling

Funny Walrus Quotes #586149
#6. Inhumanity is the keynote of stupidity in power.

Alexander Berkman

Funny Walrus Quotes #972711
#7. If I can't, then I'll paint the walls of her house red with my blood.

Dia Reeves

Funny Walrus Quotes #972956
#8. Just call me the Boswell of the Krull Gang.

Richard Laymon

Funny Walrus Quotes #988748
#9. Evil knows its time to end is soon at hand, hence why it is more than determined to succeed.

Milkweed L. Augustine

Funny Walrus Quotes #1232526
#10. If ever the day comes when he wakes beside me and my name doesn't come to his lips, when that bewildered look in his eyes doesn't fade away, I'll remember for us both. I won't let him forget the life we built together. I won't let him go.

J.M. Snyder

Funny Walrus Quotes #1392380
#11. My special fascination has been to understand better the world of chemistry and its complexities.

Elias James Corey

Funny Walrus Quotes #1645326

Famous Authors

Popular Topics

Scroll to Top