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Top 15 Funny Urinal Quotes

#1. I can't reveal the mystery to either saint or sinner; I can't state at length what I've said curtly; I achieve an altered state that I can't explain; I have a secret that I cannot share. - Author: Omar Khayyam
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#2. I think. Therefore, I am. I think."
- Anonymous

I found this written in tiny letters in the grout between the wall tiles above a urinal in a restroom at the University of Washington, circa 1980. I don't know if Descartes would have approved but I thought it was brilliant. - Author: Gary Val Tenuta
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#3. I never thought much about public displays of "Will you marry me?" It seems more like putting on a show for others rather than an intimate, private and special moment between two people. - Author: Donna Lynn Hope
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#4. What passes for culture in my head is really a bunch of commercials. - Author: Kurt Vonnegut
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#5. All I have learned in the twenty years that I have been a monk I can sum up in one sentence: All that arises passes away. This I know. - Author: Eckhart Tolle
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#6. We would continue our commitments, president and cabinet, to the manner of negotiations as a strategic and political reality, through which we would pick up the fruits of our struggle and our people's sacrifice. - Author: Mahmoud Abbas
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#7. All publicity is good, except an obituary notice. - Author: Brendan Behan
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#8. I can't imagine being a woman in the world of acting, like where you age starts to weigh you down - you go from being attractive to where they [directors] decided you're out ... I feel like with stand-up comedy, it doesn't matter if I've gotten fatter. - Author: Jim Jefferies
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#9. General Electric backed the Carousel of Progress, which featured an Audio-Animatronic housewife, standing in her futuristic kitchen, singing about a great big beautiful tomorrow. - Author: Eric Schlosser
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#10. Life forms a surface that acts as if it could not be otherwise, but under its skin things are pounding and pulsing. - Author: Robert Musil
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#11. Greed stains our culture, soaks our sensibilities and has replaced grace as a sign of our intimacy with the divine. - Author: Jennifer Stone
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#12. What we are is God's gift to us. What we become is our gift to God. - Author: Eleanor Powell
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#13. Over the last 15 years we've developed our brand into a global brand and we wanted our giving to follow suit. - Author: Tommy Hilfiger
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#14. What we see taking place in the church today is the reduction of God to an idol. - Author: Peter Rollins
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#15. Unless inside, where no one sees, our soul is kneelling, too, a prayer is not so likely to get through. - Author: Elaine A. Cannon
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