Funny Urban Sayings

#1. So I flirt with disaster once or twice. Who doesn't?"
He snorted. "You don't just flirt with disaster, you have intercourse with it.

Dannika Dark

#2. A man knows when he is growing old because he begins to look like his father.

Gabriel Garcia Marquez

#3. Me too, Arch," Jeremiah said. "I want an answer about my request to transfer. Even now, my balls are shrinking in anticipation of going back out in the cold. I said I'd give my life protecting humanity, but my balls were never in the bargain.

Rose Wynters

#4. I can be a gentleman off and on. When the urge hits me. - Tran

Krista Alasti

#5. So where did you get your information? Werewolves for Dummies? No, wait, you watched Underworld? Or maybe you were raised by wolves? Stop me
when I'm warm. - Shella

Krista Alasti

#6. This dudes nuttier than squirrel shit.
-Ty Henderson

Madeleine Urban

#7. That's the funny thing about guns; even untrained hands can feel powerful using them. But take that gun away and you're left with nothing but a coward whose only skill is how to blindly pull a trigger.

Jennifer Wilson

#8. When a dog runs at you, whistle for him.

Henry David Thoreau

#9. Humans did not want to know about non-humans. Funny thing was most non-humans felt the same way, happy to hide their abilities and talents to avoid witch hunts and wholesale slaughter.

Mary Buckham

#10. I'm sure all of that's true. Especially the anal bit
Marshall's always been an ass
but I don't see how this is relevant, unless of course I'm mistaken, and you really are comparing me to a crumb that needs sweeping. - Shella

Krista Alasti

#11. Brother Wolf gave Anna an amused look and then went back to being scary.

Patricia Briggs

#12. His heart was in the right place even if he went about it all wrong.

Maya Banks

#13. I was beginning to think that Simon just had a bad case of OCD, ADD, and PMS. With a little BS and OMG mixed in.

Dannika Dark

#14. For me the writing, when I'm going to direct it myself, is really just the first draft, and I don't change it very much; I only change it on average about two lines per movie.

John Sayles

#15. I never arrive unannounced without something big and juicy in hand.
- Simon Hunt

Dannika Dark

#16. Don't be hating on my peacock. It's just not right. - Kye

Krista Alasti

#17. Grant: Any other girl in the world have said yes.
Sydney: I'm not any other girl.

Brynna Gabrielson

#18. You both talk too much," the kid says. "Shut up. Don't make me tell you again."
We shut up, which I find hysterically funny.

Karen Marie Moning

#19. Richard Pryor introduced me to the world of the inner city, and the urban world, and did it hysterically. My favorite comedian, even though we work 180 degrees differently, but funny is funny is funny.

Bob Newhart

#20. The proof of battle is action, proof of words, debate. No time for speeches now, it's time to fight.

Homer

#21. If I announce the armistice and the Americans don't send sufficient reinforcements and don't land near Rome, the Germans will seize the city and put in a puppet fascist government.

Pietro Badoglio

#22. People are making better and better small budge independent films these days.

Mike Birbiglia

#23. I'm a guy who likes to watch something cool, creepy and suspenseful and there is no show to watch as an adult that would scare me at for even four seconds.

Todd McFarlane

#24. Take responsibility for making conscious choices.

Deepak Chopra

#25. You're starting to look like you did before, and that's not good because what you looked like was complete shit, so get up and go to bed so I can stop acting like your mother. I can already feel my balls starting to recede. And hey, does it look like I'm growing breasts? - Kye

Krista Alasti

#26. Want a little cheese with that whine, maestro?

Madeleine Urban

#27. What did the mat say to the door? You must be really aDOORable to open up to everyone who knock at you. And I welcome everyone and what do I get? People stepping all over me

Ana Claudia Antunes

#28. Breasts are a scandal because they shatter the border between motherhood and sexuality.

Iris Marion Young

#29. If you want more development in your relationship, move to an urban area.

Bauvard

#30. Why would Dad call you? I mean, you have to admit that he would have been better off calling the local prison and asking them to send out one of the convicted killers to come find me. - Shella

Krista Alasti

#31. Craftsmanship isn't like water in an earthen pot, to be taken out by the dipperful until it's empty. No, the more drawn out the more remains.

Lloyd Alexander

#32. You're not going to campus. You're going out to get drunk and play with other ladies' boobies. - Kye

Krista Alasti

#33. We were talking about urban youth. And by urban I mean lives in a city not urban as in black like white people use it.

Hannibal Buress

#34. All of the films I'm doing are young, urban, high-concept, funny films. That's the zone where I'd like to play and have fun in.

Vir Das

#35. Folk wisdom: quaint sayings of urban sophisticates compiled from the suburbs.

Bauvard

#36. Being a laborer with one hand is about as useful as being a sperm donor with one nut.

Devon McCormack

#37. Remorse, the fatal egg that pleasure laid.

William Cowper

#38. It was a fabulous outfit, but it was so urban-fantasy book cover.

Chloe Neill

#39. Just shut up and talk. - Shella

Krista Alasti

#40. I glared at Christian as the blood smeared around. "You could have at least licked it."
He smirked darkly. "I hear that all too often.

Dannika Dark

#41. Holy shit! Can we say unstable? Was I the only sane one around here? Well, I guess that really wasn't setting the standard very high. -Ember, Darkness Of Light

Stacey Marie Brown

#42. In the absence of clearly-defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily trivia until ultimately we become enslaved by it.

Robert A. Heinlein

#43. Don't you think maybe it's the people you can do nothing with who are the ones you'll remember for ever?

C.J. Fisher