Funny Understatement Quotes

#1. If your life is all about screwing things and getting hammered, then congratulations, you're a tool.

Anonymous

#2. If it's a bad idea, but it works, then it's not a bad idea.

D. William Manley

#3. I always like to keep busy, otherwise my brain starts ticking.

Nicholas Hoult

#4. My father was a really funny guy. He lived a good long life. And he was the reason I wanted to be funny and become a comedian and a comedy writer, so to say that he's somewhat of a mythic figure in my life would be an understatement.

Carol Leifer

#5. Shut up, idiot," he growled.
"Oops," Ian replied, looking uncomfortable. "I feel stupid, now."
Peter shook his head. "That's the understatement of the year.

Rose Wynters

#6. Obstacles are opportunities turned upside down ... or prisons self-imposed.

Chriscinthia Blount

#7. I really woke up one morning and said, you know, 'I haven't seen a good film about the American Revolution. And all the ones I have seen haven't been successful, but I'm going to make a successful one.' Well, I wasn't able to do that.

Irwin Winkler

#8. Look hard enough and you will always find a light ...

Rachel Scott

#9. My mouth felt funny. I must have smiled. Smiling,

R. O. Barton

#10. Pain is often the precursor to personal growth. Don't dread it. Instead, embrace it.

Robin S. Sharma

#11. I should think it takes a fairly low intellect to draw pleasure from the following activity: hitting a ball with a crooked stick. and then walking after it! An then ..hitting it again!

George Carlin

#12. or at least I hope, that we won't hurt each other on purpose.

Melissa Collins

#13. Although wealth may not bring happiness, the immediate prospect of it provides a wonderfully close imitation.

Patrick O'Brian