Funny Ulcer Quotes

#1. Hope E. L .James doesn't think I'm being a prankster. I really want to adapt her novels for the screen. Christian Grey is a writer's dream.

Bret Easton Ellis

#2. And we're to accept that the government can dictate the moral beliefs of all its citizens?

William Leisner

#3. I answered their questions truthfully and honestly, but I would prefer not to say more. I assume the information was routed back and that is why I was not called to testify.

Jeff Gannon

#4. You can't help what you feel, Moira said once, but you can help how you behave.

Margaret Atwood

#5. I'm not asking you to stay. I'm asking you to come back.

Jamie McGuire

#6. Higher than the perfect song For which love longeth, Is the tender fear of wrong, That never wrongeth.

Bayard Taylor

#7. Sand dogs must eat and feed their pups.

George R R Martin

#8. You're generally better off sticking with what you know.

Donald Trump

#9. No man has a right to judge Andrew Johnson in any respect who has not suffered as much and done as much as he for the Nation's sake.

Abraham Lincoln

#10. Maybe I can stalk you again sometime."
"Absolutely.

Katie Klein

#11. I'm very proud that the state of Vermont banned fracking. I hope communities all over California, and all over America do the same.

Bernie Sanders

#12. While we can all access articles and information in so many places now - across blogs, in newspapers, on video - there is something very powerful about putting it all together into an edited format in a single issue that has a narrative stretching across the themes.

Michael Wolf