Funny Tim Hawkins Quotes

#1. In poor Rosamond's mind there was not room enough for luxuries to look small in.

George Eliot

#2. I am personally saddened and stunned by the tragic events that took place in Red Lake.

Collin C. Peterson

#3. If you believe that life is worth living then your belief will create the fact.

Arthur Miller

#4. Houses are entirely different when you know them well, she thought, and on first acquaintance even more different from their real selves, more deceptive about their real character than human beings.

Nancy Mitford

#5. We do not look at our own faults; the eyes do not see themselves, they see the eyes of everybody else. We human beings are very slow to recognise our own weakness, our own faults, so long as we can lay the blame upon somebody else.

Swami Vivekananda

#6. When sad, sing; when very sad, dance.

Marty Rubin

#7. You need to believe in something that's bigger than yourself. I think that's what everybody wants to believe in that.

John Zorn

#8. Ah, monarchs! could ye taste the mirth ye mar, Not in the toils of Glory would ye fret; The hoarse dull drum would sleep, and Man be happy yet.

George Gordon Byron

#9. There cannot be prosperity without security.

Francois Hollande

#10. I could see Sulla showing her the Cards of Providence, the cards that would one day form the spread that showed her my death.

Kami Garcia

#11. Every modern war has had its roots in exploitation.

Helen Keller

#12. I never hugged him, I bombed him.

Margaret Thatcher

#13. It's the time of year when the literati give advice on what we should be reading on our summer holidays. These terrifying lists often leave me appalled at my own ignorance, but also suspicious about the pretension of their advocates.

Arthur Smith