Funny Terry Tibbs Quotes

#1. There isn't any New Man. The New Man is the old man, only he whines more.

Roseanne Barr

#2. And why does man get angry? Because he feels threatened or wronged. And why does he feel threatened? Because he does not believe he is safe. Why? Because he is afraid of God and so cannot trust him.

Ted Dekker

#3. A story must simmer in its own juice for months or even years before it's ready to serve.

Edna Ferber

#4. There are forces within the Democratic Party who want us to sound like kinder, gentler Republicans.

Paul Wellstone

#5. A dedication to perfection means that we are doomed always to be just a heartbeat way - from exposure. Perfection is unchanging; lives are ongoing.

Joy Browne

#6. Their kisses had gone on and on - cheeks, neck, mouth, and tongue. Seconds ... minutes ... hours. Then they'd start all over again. Adults were too fixed on the final goal to take that kind of time. Only teenagers afraid of the next step exchanged kisses that lasted forever.

Susan Elizabeth Phillips

#7. You're not the kind of person to just randomly fall in love. You're way too . . ."
My eyes shoot to his. "Too what?"
"Well, you know, emotionally closed off."
"I will emotionally close off every orifice in your face if you don't shut up about this right now.

Rachel Morgan

#8. Is there a Henry in the world who could be insensible to such a declaration?

Anonymous

#9. I am not impressed by big words,' said my uncle, who was always read enough to bandy 'predestination' and 'infralapsarianism.

Peter De Vries

#10. For the complete life, the perfect pattern includes old age as well as youth and maturity.

W. Somerset Maugham

#11. I didn't think one day something would happen that would bring me back to Wall Street to write what is essentially a sequel.

Michael Lewis

#12. What keeps me awake at night is just, Am I making the best use of the time that remains for me, to both be as good an example as I can in my own daily life, and as compelling as possible a voice for the ways in which we can all work together to tackle these issues.

Queen Noor Of Jordan

#13. I eat like a tortoise eats, if you've ever seen a tortoise eating. Like some prehistoric swamp thing.

R.J. Palacio

#14. Our theaters, our museums, our culture. We have everything New York has without the hassles.

Jesse Ventura