Top 15 Funny Team Roping Quotes

#1. Apparently there is nothing in the news that falls between inhuman acts of horror and kittens.

Gary Janetti

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#2. Jet lag depends on which direction you're going and it can be a little complicated, but there are a few different treatments. So one would be if you're going somewhere - sorry it's hard to think about it.

Shelby Harris

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#3. But if it comes down to next year, I'll be picketing outside of Halas Hall for a new deal, a new contract, because I'm not going anyplace.

Brandon Marshall

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#4. If you've got a coach that overlooks the problems, then you've got problems.

Tom Benson

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#5. Why would you turn right on a red light when we can all just sit here behind you waiting to die ... #AHOLE

A.O. Storm

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#6. If something goes wrong with my switch, there's no way anyone from Bharti can do anything about it. An Ericsson guy is going to have to come and fix it. I don't manufacture it; I can't maintain or upgrade it. So I'm thinking, 'This doesn't really belong to me. Let's just throw it out.'

Sunil Mittal

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#7. Sexuality is the lyricism of the masses.

Charles Baudelaire

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#8. Having your second child, in case you were wondering, is a lot harder than having your first, except for those people who find it easier. I'm afraid I don't have the latest figures to confirm this.

Rachel Cusk

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#9. A lot of these industries are having difficulty finding reliable workers with the skills they require.

Jerry Rubin

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#10. I appreciate my role as an actor much more after I direct because it's just easier.

Bryan Cranston

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#11. Burger King's business model was broken. But it was like sex in the '50s. Everyone knew it, but no one would talk about it.

Greg Brenneman

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#12. Pilate deserves our sympathies, not because he was a good though tragically mistaken man, but because we are not much better. We may believe in Jesus, but we do not believe in his ideas, at least not his ideas about violence, truth, and justice.2

Brian Zahnd

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#13. Try to establish the value of a company.

Walter Schloss

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#14. It is the abstract wisdom of the soul, that understands the abstract nature of grief

S.L. Northey

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#15. I believe that if you do what you love, things tend to fall in place.

Sarah Camp

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