Top 9 Funny Taser Quotes

#1. Transformation literally means going beyond your form.

Wayne Dyer

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#2. What planet are you from? Obviously Planet Insanity was missing a local, long-term resident.' (Nick)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

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#3. I had forgotten that time wasn't fixed like concrete but in fact was fluid as sand, or water. I had forgotten that even misery can end.

Joyce Carol Oates

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#4. Angie, I've seen my mom wrestle two cops to the ground with a taser dart in her neck, and you cry when your shoes pinch. Good luck, Bambi!

George Lopez

Funny Taser Quotes #860635
#5. He is a curious avatar. Passion and pain, made manifest. The dreams he had are gone. All that is left is this unflinching need to prove the world false. Does he truly understand his own actions? Or does he merely flail about as marionettes do without skilled hands to guide them?

Grant Smuts

Funny Taser Quotes #872145
#6. I can live with myself.

Linda Tripp

Funny Taser Quotes #1392165
#7. I'm from the church, my dad was a pastor's kid.

Wyclef Jean

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#8. Any kind of misery there is in the worldly life; the cause of it is moha (illusory vision).

Dada Bhagwan

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#9. Honesty is such a nasty habit, dear. Like biting your nails.

Catherynne M Valente

Funny Taser Quotes #1510157

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