Funny Swim Mom Quotes

#1. A college president is like the lawn mower at a cemetary: he has a lot of people under him, but they don't pay much attention to him

Steven Sample

#2. That's the one regret I have in all the years that I've played professional sports, that I didn't win a championship in the N.F.L. And that's why you play on any level of team sports: you want to win a championship as part of a team.

Warren Moon

#3. You should never get set over the ball and then aim your putter face. If you do it in that order, you can easily lose sight of your intended line. Instead, aim the face down your line first, then settle your body into position.

Ernie Els

#4. We're much alike, bee, you and me," I said. "You may carry your pack underneath you and your rifle may stick out of your bottom. But you and me, bee, are much alike.

Michael Morpurgo

#5. I tend to pick on the people I'm closest with because I know they know it's not personal.

Tom Bergeron

#6. God draws near to the brokenhearted. He leans toward those who are suffering. He knows what it feels like to be wounded and abandoned.

John D. Richardson

#7. Well-being is like water moving down hill. When you block the water, the water turns into a reservoir, reservoir of well-being instead of a flow of well-being. To well-being it doesn't make a difference.

John De Ruiter

#8. A thousand years this city has stood, now at the whim of a madman it will fall.

J.R.R. Tolkien

#9. Although motorcycle riding is romantic, motorcycle maintenance is purely classic.

Robert M. Pirsig