Funny Suspension Quotes

#1. Now there is nothing in this world I abominate worse, than to be interrupted in a story ...

Laurence Sterne

#2. Dorothea was not only his wife: she was a personification of that shallow world which surrounds the appreciated or desponding author.

George Eliot

#3. If I leave this Earth, I want to leave this Earth just knowing I've tried to give something back and tried to do something worthwhile with myself.

Patrick Swayze

#4. The Washington State Supreme Court on Thursday announced a two year suspension for a lawyer caught having jailhouse sex with a triple murder defendant she was representing. Haha! Jokes on you, dummies ... I'm not really a lawyer.

Tina Fey

#5. Weeks go by, and I don't talk to another living soul.

Sally Mann

#6. God hates a half-devil ten times more than an arch-devil!

Nikos Kazantzakis

#7. I went straight in. Fade in, one ... whatever. He's playing the piano in the radio station.

Ronald Harwood

#8. The American flag is an enduring symbol of liberty, democracy, and justice. It is fitting that the House act to protect it as we approach our nation's birthday, and as our men and women in uniform rally behind it in Iraq's battlefields.

Joe Barton

#9. I find it difficult to say I'm black first and a woman second or vice versa. I can't make that kind of distinction. Amongst Aboriginal women I do my best to raise their consciousness both as women and as Aboriginals.

Pat O'Shane

#10. If one falls in love with a mask when one is masked oneself ... which of you will first have the courage to raise it?

Lawrence Durrell

#11. No matter how angry she was at him, she didn't want to see that cocky bastard eliminated from the face of the earth.

Elle Kennedy

#12. In the nineties, it was common to see people who expressed themselves through one designer - the Jil Sander woman, the Martin Margiela woman. You saw her on the street, and you knew who she was.

Raf Simons

#13. He don't know what it is to lose, so I gotta teach him something that he doesn't know yet.

Roy Jones Jr.

#14. I think squaring up success to equal money is silly, because it's so undeserved.

Steven Conrad