Top 15 Funny Surgery Recovery Sayings

#1. Sometimes, if not most of the time, you find out who you are by figuring out who and what you are not.

Kelly Cutrone

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#2. When you're young it's easy to believe that such a opportunity will come again, maybe even a better one.

David Sedaris

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#3. But I'm no good at apologizing. I always end up making it worse. I'll say, "I'm sorry," and I'll be all sweet, and then once I'm forgiven, I'll say, "But you really did start it.

Rainbow Rowell

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#4. Do not let me think of them too often, too much, too fondly,' I implored: 'let me be content with a temperate draught of this living stream: let me not run athirst, and apply passionately to its welcome waters: let me not imagine in them a sweeter taste than earth's fountains know.

Charlotte Bronte

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#5. But you were only sixteen and not far off from the truth, as only sixteen-year-olds can be.

Lauren Kate

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#6. The worst is being alone and not having someone with whom I can share life, someone who sees the world from the same narrow ledge I'm standing on and who understands without always having to be explained to.

Nancy Bond

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#7. Without the Ermen & Engels mill in Salford, owned by Friedrich Engels's textile-manufacturing father, the chronically impoverished Marx might well have not survived to pen polemics against textile manufacturers. Something

Terry Eagleton

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#8. But, you see, it is not so much in the things we say to them about Christ, but more in the things we do for them that mirror the ways of Christ.

John Corey Whaley

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#9. concept: we whisper little kindnesses into the night, sending out love to no one in particular and everyone at once.

L.J. Buchanan

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#10. But, honestly, I hope you'll tell me that I'm enough."
She smiles. "You're more than enough. You're my circuit breaker.

Cassia Leo

Funny Surgery Recovery Sayings #868216
#11. As the days grow short, some faces grow long. But not mine. Every autumn, when the wind turns cold and darkness comes early, I am suddenly happy. It's time to start making soup again.

Leslie Newman

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#12. Ignoring a Reality doesn't make it less Real. It's still going to happen. Being unprepared for something doesn't stop it from happening.

Yasmin Mogahed

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#13. The people are the masters of the revolution in each country. It is like putting a cart before the horse that foreigners carry out the revolution for them. The revolution can neither be exported nor imported.

Kim Il-sung

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#14. These pretzels are making me thirsty!

Jerry Seinfeld

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#15. She stayed behind because she thought it would be worthwhile trying the door of the wardrobe, even though she felt almost sure that it would be locked. To her surprise it opened quite easily ...

C.S. Lewis

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