Funny Street Racing Quotes

#1. We are racing down Main Street. Arthur is right on the tail of a blck sedan with tinted windows that won't pull over. He slams the horn.
"Arthur," I say.
The car doesn't yield.
"Arthur," I say.
He hits the horn again, still close on the car's bummper.
"Arthur, our turn was back there.

Peter Canning

#2. The State is to make what is useful. The individual is to make what is beautiful.

Oscar Wilde

#3. Love is the kind of illness that does not spare the intelligent or the dull.

Albert Camus

#4. Faith is pretending that you're not pretending.

Marty Rubin

#5. To deserve this fate what have I ever done? ... All I want is just a little piece of mind but the angels won't have it.

Melissa Etheridge

#6. But at the end of the day, everything I do costs me. The only question is how much.

Tabitha McGowan

#7. She found the company that made her favorite architectural model trees. They weren't the most realistic, they weren't even well made. She didn't like them because they evoked trees but because they evoked the sadness that trees evoke.

Jonathan Safran Foer

#8. Personal power is the ability to take action.

Tony Robbins

#9. A part of me does not want to think that I always knew something was wrong.=. This is probably the same part that didn't look at the evidence that was right before my eyes, and even though I know this, it does not stop me from defending the fairy tale.

Carrie Jones

#10. I had this funny family. At one end, they were breeding dogs in south-east London - for greyhound racing - and at the other, my uncle was living in Downing Street. And I would actually go to Downing Street, which didn't strike me as funny. I'd get on the number 15 bus.

Michael Moorcock

#11. Sometimes, when I have to do something I don't want to do, I pretend I'm a character from a book. It's easier to know what they would do.

Cassandra Clare

#12. The advantages? Exercise, no parking problems, gas prices, it's fun. An automobile is expensive. You have to find a place to park and it's not fun. So why not ride a bicycle? I recommend it.

Stephen Breyer

#13. In the end, man is an event which cannot judge itself, but, for better or worse, is left to the judgment of others

Jung

#14. In politics, one can learn some things from cycling, such as how to have character and courage. Sometimes in politics there isn't enough of those things.

Guy Verhofstadt

#15. Heaven forbid we've got a problem where we could have prevented a terrorist attack or apprehended someone who is engaged in dangerous activity, but we didn't do so simply because of inaction in the Senate.

Barack Obama

#16. Wilberforce did not believe in either evolution or extinction.
Owen believed in extinction but not evolution.
Lamarck believed in evolution but not extinction.
Darwin believed in evolution and extinction.
All four of them believed in God.

Sara Maitland

#17. Pity womankind, but never a woman.

Warren Eyster