Funny Static Electricity Quotes

#1. When the world goes mad, one must accept madness as sanity; since sanity is, in the last analysis, nothing but the madness on which the whole world happens to agree.

George Bernard Shaw

#2. A bird in the hand is worth what it will bring.

Ambrose Bierce

#3. Any decent politician is masochistic enough to dream now and then of going down in flames while the angels sing.

Isaac Asimov

#4. I love to cook. I could never give that up.

Kate Winslet

#5. The new season will be all about scoring more goals than the opposition.

Alvin Martin

#6. I really identified with Pocahontas' struggles as a young woman trying to identify herself in a modern, changing world and trying to stay true to her culture and heritage.

Q'orianka Kilcher

#7. There is no greater joy than that of feeling oneself a creator. The triumph of life is expressed by creation.

Henri Bergson

#8. The mind is a wonderful servant, but a terrible master.

Robin S. Sharma

#9. Although I don't like the way the Chinese do business, I continue to do business in China. I have to. They're the next world power.

Robert Kiyosaki

#10. Democracy may mean something more than a theoretically absolute popular government, but it assuredly cannot mean anything less.

Herbert Croly

#11. When purchasing gifts becomes the focal point of the season, we lose focus on what's truly important.

Joshua Fields Millburn