Top 8 Funny Spay And Neuter Quotes

#1. Anyone who (dis)likes G. W. Bush, but (dis)likes B. H. Obama, is either completely delusional or a complete idiot.

Michel Templet

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#2. I'm not really massively into going out. I'm much more of a hibernator. It's nice to have people come to your house or go to someone's house, I think.

Felicity Jones

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#3. You desire and do not have; so you kill. And you covet and cannot obtain; so you fight and wage war (James 4:1, 2).

Richard J. Foster

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#4. It's so weird being straight. You have no defenses. Shit happens and you have to feel it. You have no choice.

Blake Nelson

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#5. It is so true that a woman may be in love with a woman, and a man with a man. It is pleasant to be sure of it, because it is undoubtedly the same love that we shall feel when we are angels ...

Margaret Fuller

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#6. Hell of a thing when a man's got good health, plenty of money and absolutely nothing to do.

Harrison Ford

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#7. People are good or half good or a quarter good, and it changes all the time- but even on the best day nobody's perfect.

Colum McCann

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#8. I had been carpooling kids for 33 years.

Caitlyn Jenner

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