Funny Spam Food Quotes

#1. I take my food very seriously. Whenever I hear that bell, I know Mrs. Norris is hankerin' for some spam.

Sandy Ward Bell

#2. Connect with people who are going where you are going. Don't hate people. The person you may need later may be likened to the bridge you have destroyed after crossing it. You'll need that bridge when returning.

Israelmore Ayivor

#3. There are so many people around the world in need of high-quality education and really starving for education.

Daphne Koller

#4. You are officially fired. You are a terrible conscience.

Jamie McGuire

#5. We are all, as ever, the playthings of the Gods, and none of us can say what our tomorrows may bring;

Dennis Wheatley

#6. Will he now? We'll see. You tell him this, m'lord. You tell him he's bound on marching the wrong way. It's north he should be taking his swords. North, not south. You hear me?

George R R Martin

#7. But the lucidity of her old age allowed her to see, and she said so many times, that the cries of children in their mothers' wombs are not announcements of ventriloquism or a faculty for prophecy but an unmistakable sign of an incapacity for love.

Gabriel Garcia Marquez

#8. Every situation, properly perceived,
becomes an opportunity to heal.

Helen Shucman

#9. The cross. He held one in his hand, gold and shiny in the morning sun. This, too, drove the vampires away.
Why? Was there a logical answer, something he could accept without slipping on banana skins of mysticism?

Richard Matheson

#10. Sometimes the people who mean you harm, are the ones that say they love you.

Nancy Werlin