Funny Sound Check Quotes

#1. When the taste changes with every bite and the last bite tastes as good as the first, that's Cajun.

Paul Prudhomme

#2. The emotion of sex is an "irresistible force," against which there can be no such opposition as an "immovable body." When driven by this emotion, men become gifted with a super power for action.

Napoleon Hill

#3. Sucking up to the biggies won't get us anywhere.

Alice Walker

#4. Just - you share your body, you open a part of yourself and make it vulnerable.

Kristen Ashley

#5. The testament of science is so continually in a flux that the heresy of yesterday is the gospel of today and the fundamentalism of tomorrow.

Edward Kasner

#6. There's nothing particularly dark in my past ... I live in the light. My disposition is basically happy. I have a good life.

Lisa Unger

#7. I thought one way to try to hold on to the power was to write the script myself. That way, I could say to filmmakers, "I'm not asking you to hire me unseen. I'm just saying, 'Here's my script. Can we work together?'" So that worked out well.

Emma Donoghue

#8. What makes a gay icon is someone who possesses both masculine and feminine qualities simultaneously.

RuPaul

#9. War is never a solution; it is an aggravation.

Benjamin Disraeli

#10. How was I going to get through life without Chris and Dylan right there, whenever I needed them?

Heather Demetrios

#11. Giving up was never an option

Lance Armstrong

#12. The immensity of the universe with the vastness of space and uncountable heavenly bodies is so outside our control and power. What is man compared to such awesome magnificence? It is a humbling experience to note one's insignificance.

Sharon Lathan

#13. Beans have a soul.

Pythagoras

#14. When they feel invisible, it's easy for them to leave.

Beverly L. Kaye

#15. The first thing I do when I walk into a hotel is find the gym, and if they don't have a gym, I start looking for a handhold where I can do my pull-ups. Sometimes if a shower curtain rod is sturdy enough, I'll do them there.

Dean Karnazes