Funny Snooker Sayings

#1. What is the secret, my darling, of your being everything to all of us, as if there werre only one of us, yet never seeming to be hurried, or to have too much to do?
-Darney to Lucie

Charles Dickens

#2. Being seasick at sea is not the same as being homesick at home.

Miriam Toews

#3. When all is well in your end, it is not enough! All must be well in every end!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

#4. how does it feel,' wonders the neuroscientist Christof Koch, 'to bhe the mute hemisphere, permanently encased in one skull in the company of a dominant sibling that does all the talking?

Ian Leslie

#5. I'd like to think I did well. I'd like to think that, if I had a must-win game, the guys I played with would want me to have the ball. But no, I don't think I deserve to be in the Hall of Fame.

Curt Schilling

#6. 'Love and gratitude' are the words that must serve as the guide for the world.

Masaru Emoto

#7. Aspiration, it seems, is in danger of becoming the preserve of the wealthy.

Iain Duncan Smith

#8. Stray birds of summer come to my window to sing and fly away. And yellow leaves of autumn, which have no songs, flutter and fall there with a sigh.

Rabindranath Tagore

#9. Thoughts will change and shift just like the wind and the water when you're on the boat; thoughts are no different than anything else.

Jeff Bridges

#10. Pity is a really odd thing with abused women. You don't want anyone to think that you feel bad - even though you might.

Kristen Stewart

#11. If, instead of saying that thieves will go to prison or liars will go to hell, we could make people think that stealing is as bad as going to a funeral in a coloured tie, or lying as bad as frying a sausage on the parlour fire, we should achieve a colossal reformation.

FitzRoy James Henry Somerset

#12. Mentoring is passion for skills and knowledge-transfer to young people

Lailah Gifty Akita

#13. You call me a princess and sometimes we put on as much gold as we can, and you call me "Jay-Z," and then laugh so hard.

Matthew Quick

#14. The unconscious mind of man sees correctly even when conscious reason is blind and impotent.

Carl Jung