Funny Smug Quotes

#1. [Describing his house:] It is a library with living rooms attached.

Bernard Berenson

#2. My father's a clergyman, and he was in the mission field for a certain amount of time in British Honduras, which is now Belize.

John Hurt

#3. Caroline was always moody and miserable, but I liked it. I liked feeling as if she had chosen me as the only person in the world not to hate, and so we spent all this time together just ragging on everyone, you know?

John Green

#4. So this is the "smug idiot thinks he's funny" face, Kami observed. Not to be confused with other "smug idiot" variants.

Sarah Rees Brennan

#5. Go on ... make a difference.

Heather Mills

#6. It's the way I study - to understand something by trying to work it out or, in other words, to understand something by creating it. Not creating it one hundred percent, of course; but taking a hint as to which direction to go but not remembering the details. These you work out for yourself.

Richard P. Feynman

#7. Is there nothing you want so desperately that you'd be willing to do anything in order to acquire it?

Lorraine Heath

#8. Yes. That's exactly what I'm saying and I've been saying this for six months.

Mike Lee

#9. Hail! the small courtesies of life, for smooth do ye make the road of it, like grace and beauty, which beget inclinations to love at first sight; it is ye who open the door and let the stranger in.

Laurence Sterne

#10. I'm going to go out and be the best quarterback I can be and get the most out of my potential.

Eli Manning

#11. Read it. Just - don't lose it. It ... belonged to a friend of mine.

Heather Demetrios

#12. What's up with hotness? I wonder. He looks like someone definitely broke his crayons.

Amy A. Bartol

#13. Lord Carradice managed to look wicked, smug, and saintly, all at the same time.

Anne Gracie

#14. Agatha: "If you say anything smug or stuck-up or shallow, I'll have Reaper follow you home."
Sophie: "But then I can't talk!

Soman Chainani

#15. P - Jamie!" I called.
He waded back toward me. "I'm starting to think my name is Pajamie."
"Your name should be Pajerky. You said it wasn't deep."
"Pajerky?" He gave me a skeptical look. "That's Pathetic."
"We'll see how smug you are once I'm on dry land.

Diana Peterfreund