Funny Skype Status Quotes

#1. I was always a liar. But one thing I failed to realize about being a liar is that you know when you are deceiving someone else, but when you deceive yourself you believe you are telling the truth.

Jack Gantos

#2. ...she would have walked all the way up to East Sixty-Third Street, and probably 163rd Street, if it meant pouring even more into this memory that wasn't a memory.

Michael Callahan

#3. God didn't come to fix anybody. He came to kill them and resurrect them from the dead.

John Crowder

#4. If we stop helping people because we're afraid, or ambivalent or whatever, then we lose. Let them do evil. I'll stop them.

Brandon Sanderson

#5. She'd learned not to hurry - had taught herself not to push, not to rush, but to take things as they came. And in a very real way to embrace every single moment.

Nora Roberts

#6. Rock 'n Roll is monotony tinged with hysteria.

Vance Packard

#7. Comfort is no test of truth. Truth is often far from being comfortable.

Swami Vivekananda

#8. It did not matter, after all. He was only one man. One man's fate is not important. "If it is not, what is?" He could not endure those remembered words.

Ursula K. Le Guin

#9. God helps me--that's what I think--and then I am calm.

Carl Bloch

#10. The foolish big boys who fight with their toys are so sadly silly.

Dawud Wharnsby Ali

#11. The previous year, Baba had surprised Hassan with a leather cowboy hat just like the one Clint Eastwood wore in The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly - which had unseated The Magnificent Seven as our favorite Western.

Khaled Hosseini