Funny Skype Sayings

#1. I'm a traditional singer-songwriter. I have a more organic sound.

Sara Bareilles

#2. The trouble is that there are too many Chinks. When you kill a Chink he splits in half and becomes two Chinks.

Charles Bukowski

#3. Writing songs is about trying to connect with people on a deeper spiritual level - but I'm not a fan of contemporary Christian music.

Ryan Tedder

#4. This is the funny thing about Skype. No one is really looking into the camera. People always looking down because they're looking at the image. You wish the camera was there in the center.

Stanley Tucci

#5. In the greed-is-good tradition of the 'Harry Potter' and 'Twilight' movie franchises, the overseers of 'The Hunger Games' have split the last book into two films.

Richard Corliss

#6. Find out what you really like if you can. Find out what is really important to you. Then sing your song. You will have something to sing about and your whole heart will be in the singing.

Robert Henri

#7. As a buying group, visionaries are easy to sell but very hard to please. This is because they are buying a dream - which, to some degree, will alwasy be a dream.

Geoffrey Moore

#8. I've lost the one girl I found.

Howard Dietz