Funny Situational Awareness Quotes

#1. She's not looking to change you. She wants you just the way you are. And loving someone isn't a crisis. It's normal. Lots of people do it. They love each other and the sky doesn't fall. The world doesn't stop turning.

Mary Jane Hathaway

#2. I became a Republican in 1951, the first year I could vote.

Clint Eastwood

#3. You already are the guy I deserve."
"No, Zach," he said, shaking his head. "I'm just the guy you love.

Marie Sexton

#4. Dragons loved treasure, that was not a myth about his kind, and Rhea was the greatest treasure of all.

Katie Reus

#5. Poland, of course, was the key country. I remember Stalin telling me that the plains of Poland were the invasion route of Europe to Russia and always had been, and therefore he had to control Poland.

W. Averell Harriman

#6. Love is blind. Especially in the morning, because I can't see a damn thing before having coffee.

Aleksandra Ninkovic

#7. We're very pleased to be on a show which is known and loved around the world.

Harry Shearer

#8. If something must be true for us, as humans, to exist, than it is true simply because we exist.

Nagaru Tanigawa

#9. An alcoholic will steal your wallet and lie to you. A drug addict will steal your wallet and then help you look for it.

David Sheff

#10. All birth is unwilling.

Pearl S. Buck

#11. You are the knife I turn inside myself; that is love. That, my dear, is love.

Franz Kafka

#12. You can be your own boss

Sunday Adelaja

#13. If you fail to plan,you can plan to fail.

Napoleon Hill

#14. People have a right to change their minds and it has absolutely nothing to do with you. People change. As people change, their needs change. When people have a need, it is their responsibility to themselves to see their needs are met. And it has absolutely nothing to do with you.

Iyanla Vanzant