Funny Sinus Quotes

#1. All have their worth and each contributes to the worth of the others.

J.R.R. Tolkien

#2. When I was in high school I moved from the big city to a tiny village of 500 people in Vermont. It was like The Waltons!

Daphne Zuniga

#3. I think water's, like, a really important thing.

Miley Cyrus

#4. I make sure to always have some spinach between my teeth so people are disinclined to bother me.
Survival strategies for the 21st century.

Graham Parke

#5. I have absolutely no doubt at all that we will find evidence of weapons of mass destruction programmes.

Tony Blair

#6. I don't think in terms of legacy or that kind of stuff. I've always thought that'll take care of itself if I did everything right on a day-to-day basis.

Landon Donovan

#7. A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, what'll it be? The duck doesn't answer because it's a duck.

Jodi Picoult

#8. You have to go through tough experiences and go through some battles, in order to be stronger.

Keiynan Lonsdale

#9. Just think of the tragedy of teaching children not to doubt.

Clarence Darrow

#10. She had been a smart, lovely, laughing and lovable thing, full of pleasure in the world, and now she was so stricken and devastated that she seemed set apart in an awful lonely world of her own.

Frances Hodgson Burnett

#11. I had sinus surgery the day after Christmas and it has been the worst surgery of my life. Very painful, and on top of it everyone of course thought I got a nose job. Which is so funny because if you know me I would have told you I got a nose job I'm not gonna keep it a secret.

Kaley Cuoco

#12. We're not thirteen and this isn't a locker room."
"Fine, fine. Just remember, I had to watch Dr. Phil with Mom for two months after I had knee surgery. I'm practically a psychiatrist.

Ophelia London