
Top 9 Funny Shocker Sayings
#1. Jesus, he loved her.
She wasn't a dream come true.
She was a fucking fantasy come to life.
Kristen Ashley
#2. I don't actually have to think very hard when I'm writing. I mean, there are times where it's a task, and you have to plug away and plug away. But then there are times when a song writes itself in 15 minutes, and you're just struggling to keep up with it.
Patty Griffin
#3. Great warriors, like great earthquakes, are principally remembered for the mischief they have done.
Christian Nestell Bovee
#4. When there is conflict between what God requires and the demands of the government, each of us has an important decision to make concerning taxes.
Tony Campolo
#5. To argue with a person who has renounced the use of reason is like administering medicine to the dead.
Thomas Paine
#6. Do you know what you need?" Malcolm was saying now.
To get laid, I thought.
"To get laid," Malcolm said.
Shocker.
Diana Peterfreund
#7. While writing, writers are living inside a character or characters, and when the book ekes into the world, writers are living inside the reader. That's more than connecting.
Lauren Groff
#8. When she went out she used to wear a lot of eye shadow, which married with the sulky way she sometimes held her mouth to give her a characteristic bruised look; a look that subtly made one want to bruise her more.
John Fowles
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