Funny Seductive Quotes

#1. I wished, more than anything, to forget. But what I had, more than anything, was time to remember.

Ann Somerville

#2. When I started, I wanted to be thought of as tortured and seductive, not funny, but humor tends to be a reflexive part of a person's sensibility. It's an almost impossible thing to teach anyone, which leads me to believe that it's intuitive.

Mark Leyner

#3. There is no mistaking the dismay on the face of a writer who has just heard that his brain child is a deformed idiot.

L. Sprague De Camp

#4. Herein find fiction full of whimsy, wit, hurt, and terror. Wicked, as in wickedly funny, is in the mix, too, along with a prose style both seductive and sly. Any one of Doug Watson's first collection of stories, The Era of Not Quite, can mend a broken world.

Christine Schutt

#5. Sometimes it's a dog-eat-dog world and the rest of the time it's the other way around.

Lawrence Block

#6. I think my level of fame will drop back down. I think it'll recede. In fact, I know it will. That's life on Planet Earth. And I'm okay with that. Besides getting tables at restaurants and special treatment at the airport, what else is there?

Tina Fey

#7. If everyone on Wall Street abided by the rule's spirit, the rule would have established a new fairness in the U.S. stock market.

Michael Lewis

#8. Chatter about art is almost always useless.

Paul Cezanne

#9. With all my might, I heave the axe into the ice, just inches from Kristoff's head. Oops.

Elise Allen

#10. In a few minutes tea was brought. Very delicate was the china, very old the plate, very thin the bread-and-butter, and very small the lumps of sugar. Sugar was evidently Mrs. Jamieson's favourite economy.

Elizabeth Gaskell

#11. Judaism boasts of no exclusive revelation of eternal truths that are indispensable to salvation, of no revealed religion in the sense in which that term is usually understood.

Moses Mendelssohn

#12. Purpose, meaning, significance - these are what make a successful life. Seek them and you will most certainly live your life out of balance, criss-crossing an invisible middle line as you pursue your priorities. The act of living a full life by giving time to what matters is a balancing act.

Gary Keller

#13. No one can tell you what to expect or can offer a guide to grief. Because every relationship is so unique, no two people grieve the same way. And you have no idea how you are going to grieve till you are grieving.

Alysia Reiner