Top 8 Funny Scrap Metal Sayings

#1. Well, how did you die, then?" the old man finally asked.
"Die?" Matthew threw back. "Are you crazy? I'm not dead. I'm just very late.

J. Tonzelli

Funny Scrap Metal Sayings #5167
#2. If we are to have broad-thinking men and women of high mentality, of good physique and with a true perspective on life, we must allow our populace a communion with nature in areas of more or less wilderness condition.

Arthur Carhart

Funny Scrap Metal Sayings #148502
#3. I've ripped so many shameful secrets from my belly, held them out, covered in toxic grime for his inspection, but there's no reciprocity.

Lia Riley

Funny Scrap Metal Sayings #258067
#4. As a hawk flieth not high with one wing, even so a man reacheth not to excellence with one tongue.

Roger Ascham

Funny Scrap Metal Sayings #597656
#5. I love inspiring people, and if I can make a difference in one person's life, then that's success for me!

Sasha Azevedo

Funny Scrap Metal Sayings #757786
#6. Things Could Be Worse And Things Could Be So Much Better - that became the game, my running commentary on the streets of Manhattan, and I played it as well as the other slobs just trying to get by.

Joshua Ferris

Funny Scrap Metal Sayings #1210516
#7. Individuals who attempt to please and individuals who become angry both have authority issues.

Gary Zukav

Funny Scrap Metal Sayings #1330757
#8. Dancehall has always had a homophobic problem, but you go to dance parties in Jamaica, and some of the biggest dancers are kinda gay, just not outspoken about it. Dancehall was the first kind of music I was DJing, and it was always more about the rhythm.

Diplo

Funny Scrap Metal Sayings #1336518

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