Funny Schnauzer Quotes

#1. Only in death will we have our own names since only in death are we no longer part of the effort. In death we become heroes.

Chuck Palahniuk

#2. Deaf rage that hears no leader.

Friedrich Schiller

#3. Thanks for giving me a place to sleep last night,
and for the extra blanket.
Vi.
-Violet's note to Lincoln

Jessica Shirvington

#4. I attempt an arduous task; but there is no worth in that which is not a difficult achievement.

Ovid

#5. That old, cold time on the mountain when they owned the world and nothing seemed wrong ..

Annie Proulx

#6. I do have concerns about the current efforts to restructure our nation's intelligence community.

Ted Stevens

#7. When you're younger, you get shoved a lot. You don't really have a say-so.

Solange Knowles

#8. One can't be happy as I have been for very long. There's a law against it. I have worked hard and enjoyed my work and it is the punishment of man to hate his work. Sooner or later I will have work that I hate.

John Steinbeck

#9. I am no infant!" Valor growled. Why did they insist on treating him as if he were ill or fatally wounded? He was merely fatigued from a long night's ride and strenuous battle.
"Your behaviour would prove otherwise, milord.

Marcia Lynn McClure

#10. The very center of your heart is where life begins. The most beautiful place on earth.

Rumi

#11. Obama avoided the Vietnam draft with a letter from his family doctor diagnosing him as medically eight.

Stephen Colbert