Funny Scam Quotes

#1. I'm thankful for the ability to share my faith in a lot of different places. It's something that I take as a responsibility and an obligation to handle as best as I can.

Tim Tebow

#2. A man only becomes wise when he begins to calculate the approximate depth of his ignorance.

Gian Carlo Menotti

#3. I do everything in a straightforward manner.

Harmon Killebrew

#4. You want to know as much information as possible because it helps you make more informed decisions, but that's not always possible. There are a lot of different factors surrounding it.

Howard Charles

#5. Me, I'm dishonest, and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you have to watch out for.

Johnny Depp

#6. Shep: "You have to overlook his demons. It's the only way he'll know."
Abby: "Know what?"
Shep: "If you'll climb over the wall.

Jamie McGuire

#7. We are always in a constant state of conspiracies,
at least thats what they keep telling us ...

Faith Brashear

#8. Phoenix song is magical: it is reputed to increase the courage of the pure of heart and to strike fear into the heart of the impure.

J.K. Rowling

#9. If you could forget and forgive what happened."
He snatched the chalk with nervous, trembling fingers, and breaking it, wrote the initial letters of the following phrase, "I have nothing to forget and to forgive; I have never ceased to love you.

Leo Tolstoy

#10. I have learned that I am a one-woman man.

Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu

#11. But now we have time. Endless time stretches before us.

Emily Giffin