Funny Saskatchewan Sayings

#1. Christianity affects your whole life. I feel I'm more competitive, a better player, but off the field is where there is always a battle.

Barry Sanders

#2. I decided to throw out everything I thought I knew about following Christ, being a woman, being a godly wife, masculinity, and marriage.

April Cassidy

#3. Free trade should not mean free labor.

Stephen F. Lynch

#4. It's really hard to get any work done in my apartment when my bed is also in my apartment.

Sasheer Zamata

#5. I don't suppose it would be possible to, er, step on him?

Cassandra Clare

#6. But I will say that living in Ireland has changed the cadence and fullness of speech, since the Irish love words and use as many of them in a sentence as possible.

Anne McCaffrey

#7. of the large numbers of people who applied for jobs, and she wondered how employers managed to select from such a wide field. Was everyone interviewed? And even if that happened, how did one distinguish one applicant from another when they all probably had roughly the same qualifications?

Alexander McCall Smith

#8. Before September 11, terrorism was viewed as something ugly but you lived with it.

Paul Wolfowitz

#9. She had grown to accept unpleasantness as a part of life rather than to struggle futilely against truths that could not be changed.

Terry Brooks

#10. Americans being upright and forthright and honest and true to themselves is a very hard concept.

John Lydon

#11. I don't drink a lot. My family calls me an old soul. And my friends call me a pussy.

Mike Birbiglia

#12. I hope no man takes what I said about the living and dieing of men for mathematical demonstration.

William Petty

#13. The key to the mystery of a great artist is that for reasons unknown, he will give away his energies and his life just to make sure that one note follows another ... and leaves us with the feeling that something is right in the world.
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Leonard Bernstein