Funny Sage Advice Quotes

#1. I don't plan on ever letting my daughters date. I'm going to try to do everything I can to prevent it. You know, it just terrifies me. It just terrifies me.

Mark Wahlberg

#2. Most of the time most people know the right thing to do ... its the doing of it that gives them trouble

Harry S. Truman

#3. I got my family here and my career here and I'm sitting here in the middle, and I'm stuck. So I have to do something, you know, have to reach out and get some help.

William Perry

#4. See you on Titan, said the grin. And then it was gone.

Kurt Vonnegut

#5. Religion is so great a thing that it is right that those who will not take the trouble to seek it if it be obscure, should be deprived of it.

Blaise Pascal

#6. The trick," she says, "is to find a new dream for the next part of your life. Then empty nest becomes a beginning, not an ending." "I know." I try to shift her off the subject.

Lisa Wingate

#7. ...thanks for good deeds do not amount to much except to prove one's politeness.

L. Frank Baum

#8. She had everything she wanted, but she still felt, at times, that there were other things she might want if she knew about them.

Edith Wharton

#9. Don't go to the circus.

Angie Sage

#10. Michael Jordan brings millions of dollars when he shows up in an arena. Since money is how we judge people, he's very valuable. But while that's happening, Rome is burning within the black community.

Jim Brown

#11. Whatever insults my State insults me.

Preston Brooks

#12. Talk about songs that make me cry: Track 7 on the 'Phineas and Ferb' soundtrack, 'Summer (Where Do We Begin?).' When you get to the part about sitting with your brother underneath the shade of a big tree in the backyard, ohmygod. Turn on the waterworks.

Christopher Gorham

#13. Everyone will recognize that each sound carries with it a tangle of sensations, already well-known and exhausted, which predispose the listener to boredom, in spite of the efforts of all musical innovators.

Luigi Russolo

#14. So long as you fight in the darkness, you stand in the light.

Sabaa Tahir

#15. The case is I talk for a living, so I should be able to say anything I want to say regardless of how you feel. What we're starting to deal with now is your opinion matters, but to be quite honest, your opinion means nothing.

Patrice O'Neal

#16. I believe that the beauty of repetition is something that is not explored enough yet.

Keren Ann