Funny Ryanair Quotes

#1. What happened? Why are you trying to burn a hole through Brother Enoch with your eyeballs?

Cassandra Clare

#2. The frequencies in my head are not known to normals!

The Ultimate Warrior

#3. I wasn't brought up as a society girl to go to balls and be a debutante and marry the social set and money and go to parties. No one in my family lived like that. And I never wanted to live like that. I was brought up to believe in work. I always wanted a career. Always.

Lauren Bacall

#4. A secret," he said. "A secret is the heaviest thing in the world.

Deb Caletti

#5. How sweetly he came to her, she thought. Even with his bulk and power, he came to her ... sweetly.

J.R. Ward

#6. You've got to appreciate what the worst is. You don't want to find yourself in a situation where you're facing it.

J.K. Rowling

#7. More is more and less is a bore.

Iris Apfel

#8. The man who is kind and who practices righteousness, who remains passive against the affairs of the world, who considers all creatures on earth as his own self, he attains the Immortal Being; the true God is ever with him.

Kabir

#9. To go to war, you must always think of, can you win?

John Dingell

#10. It was cold on that Monday, January 23rd, when a little boy was born, in case you haven't heard. An infant that would become the future Dr. Jim. And all the people of the world would fall in love with him.

Scott Thomas Nicol

#11. We are all creatures of the stars.

Doris Lessing

#12. RyanAir have been getting a hard time because they've launched a £7 flight to New York. Although as always with RyanAir it does land slightly outside of New York. In Dublin.

Frankie Boyle

#13. FYI: when you see a grammar nazi foaming at the mouth, you are watching someone with absolutely nothing of substance to say.

Nils Parker