Funny Runny Nose Quotes

#1. When the will is enslaved to a desire, it will in turn enslave the mind.

Dallas Willard

#2. I can understand bitchiness in any language.

Richelle Mead

#3. To tell a person who has ADD to try harder is about as helpful as telling someone who is nearsighted to squint harder.

Edward M. Hallowell

#4. If I'm an angel, paint me with black wings.

Anne Rice

#5. The horrific struggle to establish a human self results in a self whose humanity is inseparable from that horrific struggle: That our endless and impossible journey toward home is in fact our home.
- David Foster Wallace, "Some Remarks on Kafka's Funniness" (2005)

David Foster Wallace

#6. You just have to be yourself and go full with confidence and be courageous.

Gabby Douglas

#7. Any ham-handed idiot can make a woman scream. I prefer to assess ... responsiveness.

Cherise Sinclair

#8. Isn't it interesting that you find nothing blasphemous about seeking to be like the devil, but seeking to be like God offends you -

Neale Donald Walsch

#9. Calling means that everyone, everywhere, and in everything fulfills his or her (secondary) callings in response to God's (primary) calling.

Os Guinness

#10. You grow up ... you spend five years rooming with each other, and you're going to get sick of each other at times. And you're going to have some good times as well.

Patrick Kane

#11. Once you start walking, the long road will start shortening!

Mehmet Murat Ildan

#12. Only with our government are you given a certificate at birth, a license at marriage, and a bill at death.

Jennifer Dunn

#13. They embraced and parted. They never saw each other again.

Christopher Buckley

#14. Look at the political base of the Democratic Party: It is single mothers who run a household. Why? Because it's so tough economically that they look to the government for help and therefore they're going to vote.

Rick Santorum

#15. All my life I've been a lady bruiser, a wrong chooser, school refuser, drug abuser, born loser; clothes bummy, nose runny, it wasn't funny

Big L

#16. A great and priceless thing is a new interest! How it takes possession of a man! how it clings to him, how it rides him!

Mark Twain