Funny Nose Job Quotes

#1. She still weighed only forty kilos and stood one metre twenty-four centimetres tall.

Stieg Larsson

#2. You know, there are just some things you never expect to face even on this job. A flying primate that shoots fire out its nose is one of them.

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#3. The mind may accept or deny that you are awareness, but either way it can't really understand. It cannot comprehend. Thought cannot comprehend what is beyond thought.

Adyashanti

#4. Soundbite and slogan, strapline and headline, at every turn we meet hyperbole. The soaring inflation of the English language is more urgently in need of control than the economic variety.

Trevor Nunn

#5. It's funny that people think because you don't have a movie or record out, you disappear into a frozen chamber someplace. They think you're dead when you're not in the public eye.

Jason Schwartzman

#6. If I were you I'd put that away. See you're just wasted and thinking about the past again, darling you'll be okay.

Pierce The Veil

#7. How many evils have flowed from religion.

Lucretius

#8. This is why you can never reason true Christians out of the faith. It's not, as the adage has it, because they were never reasoned into it - many were - it's that faith is a logical door which locks behind you. What looks like a line of thought is steadily warping ...

John Jeremiah Sullivan

#9. The study of the human character opens at once a beautiful and a deformed picture of the soul.

Mercy Otis Warren

#10. In the ghetto of Genre, anything goes, man. When you live in the gutter it doesn't matter if you're filthy. In theory anyway.

Hal Duncan

#11. I had sinus surgery the day after Christmas and it has been the worst surgery of my life. Very painful, and on top of it everyone of course thought I got a nose job. Which is so funny because if you know me I would have told you I got a nose job I'm not gonna keep it a secret.

Kaley Cuoco

#12. Please, someone tell me I wouldn't be that annoying if I had girlfriends.

Kim Harrington