Top 5 Funny Roast Dinner Quotes
#1. The best kept secret in America today is that people would rather work hard for something they believe in than live a life of aimless diversion.
John W. Gardner
#2. Not surprisingly, the kitchen was the most interesting, but only because I discovered a package of Oreos in the cupboard.
Lois Greiman
#3. How can anyone take yes for an answer?" he countered. "Yes is just pretending, just positive thinking. The facts, the basic and ultimate facts, are always no. Spirit? No! Love? No! Sense, meaning, achievement? No!
Aldous Huxley
#4. Sometimes grown ups don't act their right old age
Barbara Park
#5. I think any opportunity you have to be green, whether it's in business or in everyday life, you should take it.
Lauren Conrad
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