Funny Reward Quotes

#1. An action from a confused and suffering being in the past doesn't represent what that being is forever; it is only an expression of that being's suffering. And if we cling to resentment over past hurts, we simply increase our own suffering.

Noah Levine

#2. There are ledgers. Those I kill. Those I reward."
"There are legends. You used to be one."
"I am a legend."
"Dani's a legend. Not you."
"This Dani appears to matter to you."
"Always."
"Perhaps you had a funny way of showing it.

Karen Marie Moning

#3. Never waste any time you can spend sleeping.

Frank H. Knight

#4. The last thing you want to do is write songs about being in a band.

Matt Berninger

#5. Please stop waiting for a map. We reward those who draw maps, not those who follow them.

Seth Godin

#6. Washington was taken by surprise by the Egyptian revolution because policy experts focused too much on Mubarak and his government, and too little on the 'voice of the people.'

Cynthia P. Schneider

#7. Open rehearsals reach people who might not otherwise hear the Philharmonic - people on fixed incomes, people who can't move easily at night, students.

Zubin Mehta

#8. Every ball went exactly where I wanted it to go until the ball that got me out

Donald Bradman

#9. My silence was reward for you saying something intelligent. I'm a firm believer in positive reinforcement.

Sam Argent

#10. A rival may raise your game in the short-term. An Ally will raise your game for the long-term.

Morag Barrett

#11. Bind Merrimoth," he finally said, "and I'll do that think you like later."
"It's not like my power reacts to the reward system," I said, then added, "What thing?"
The corner of his mouth quirked. "On the chair."
"You mean the thing you like?"
"We both like," he corrected. "Win-win.

Jenn Bennett

#12. You had to know how to fight or you had to know how to avoid a fight. I didn't enjoy fighting, so I learned how to avoid them.

Tim Robbins

#13. I'm not pubescent, darlin'. I'm pretty sure I can last more than fifteen minutes.

Darynda Jones

#14. You have to be an artist and a madman...

Vladimir Nabokov

#15. In 1863, Abraham Lincoln declared two Thanksgivings. One was held in August. The second, held in November, was to give thanks for the nation's blessings. This fall celebration caught on and has been a tradition ever since.

Linda Bozzo

#16. When someone offers me a job or a project, I always ask myself, "What does it tell me about the world?" and "Have I seen it before?" Two good questions.

Thomas Bidegain

#17. Modernity gone wrong has isolated humanity and made human reason autonomous of (and dismissive toward) revelation.

John Mark Reynolds

#18. The reward of energy, enterprise and thrift is taxes.

William Feather

#19. It must be one of those narcissists who only appreciate things when they're gone. I'm too sensitive. I need to be slightly numb in order to regain the enthusiasms I once had as a child.

Kurt Cobain

#20. If there is a god maybe it rewards those who don't believe on the basis of insufficient evidence
and punishes those who do.

Peter Boghossian