Funny Revenge Quotes

#1. Bob Hope was an entertainment colossus, shrewd and influential well beyond show business. Richard Zoglin's biography captures it all
the public and private Hope.

Tom Brokaw

#2. I was performing my ritual of sipping tea, shooting flirtatious glances and planning murder

Mingmei Yip

#3. I've just been to Greece to see the buildings there,' said Professor Silenus. 'Did you like them?' 'They are unspeakably ugly. But there were some nice goats.

Evelyn Waugh

#4. When somebody has learned how to program a computer ... You're joining a group of people who can do incredible things. They can make the computer do anything they can imagine.

Tim Berners-Lee

#5. Impressive," Court offered, gallantly bending to retrieve the shoe. "You should join the theater."
"Fuck you."
"I owed you that."
"Revenge is a dish best served with a side of handcuffs and a hard ass-fucking. Remember that."
Really is a dirty fighter. Goddamn.

Finn Marlowe

#6. You shut your door to these poor women," he said so they could hear him, "and you'll answer for it the rest of your lives. You won't sleep. You'll choke on drinks. The food you eat'll block up your bowels and you'll die of your own shit.

Glendon Swarthout

#7. 'Dirt Road Diaries,' in my mind, is a perfect country guy song. It speaks to the hard-working guy, and I'm excited for the fans to hear that one.

Luke Bryan

#8. There is no other airport in the world which serves so many people and so many airplanes. This is an extraordinary airport ... it could be classed as one of the wonders of the modern world.

John F. Kennedy

#9. Imagine: in the medieval ages, there was no evidence of how the history of mankind has been affected by witchcraft. But there is significant factual history of how brutality and sadism of mankind have been displayed in the most obscene manner in the name of witch-hunt.

Kangana Ranaut

#10. Huevos up. Swing up to the window, swing back to Al B. Hall, who says, "Bless you," and would I get him a bottle of Satan's Red-Hot Revenge for the eggs?
Sure thing, Pastor.

Joan Bauer

#11. Just because I work there doesn't mean I have to drink all the Kool-Aid. - Veronica Knox

David Baldacci

#12. There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world.

Jean Baudrillard

#13. A cheerleader? Do I look like a guy who'd be interested in talking to a cheerleader?

Carrie Jones

#14. No one messes around with a nerd's computer and escapes unscathed.

E.A. Bucchianeri

#15. May the fleas of a thousand camels invade the crotch of the person that ruins your day. And may their arms be to short too scratch

Keisha Keenleyside

#16. Revenge of the Giant Grill Man.

Joan Bauer

#17. Victory is for those who can say "Victory is mine". Success is for those who can begin saying "I will succeed" and say "I have succeeded" in the end.

Mustafa Kemal Ataturk

#18. Funny thing about revenge. It could make a killer out of a nun.

Kevis Hendrickson

#19. You tell your brother he's gonna pay for that car in silver.

Neal Shusterman

#20. There was no doubt in my mind that Daemon believed revenge was a dish best served in my face.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

#21. 1 Do not let your heart be troubled; abelieve in God, believe also in Me.

Anonymous

#22. What? Why are you making the glee nose? The death of my world is funny? The final vengeance of my people? I will kill you.

Jackson Lanzing

#23. It's funny, most people think that revenge is a passionate affair, driven by rage and pain. But it can't be. Feelings such as those make you weak. They overwrite thought and cause reckless impulses that lead to poor decisions.

Carrie Ryan