Funny Restaurant Manager Quotes

#1. Why should a man say what he feels, when a women is going to ignore what he says?

Laura Schlessinger

#2. True leaders understand that leadership is not about them but about those they serve. It is not about exalting themselves but about lifting others up.

Sheri Dew

#3. Plenty of people detested Michael Jackson before his death wiped away the world's collective memory. Timberlake was originally dismissed as just another boy-bander. Legions have joined in a 'Hate Anne Hathaway' movement. Elvis, the Rolling Stones, Kristen Bell, even Mozart had haters.

Kurt Eichenwald

#4. People mainly fail because they fear failure.

Sebastian Thrun

#5. I try to measure the amount of truth in a work rather than just looking at the generic distinction between comedy and drama.

Harold Ramis

#6. Information technology alone cannot provide us an absolute shield against its evil twin disinformation technology. Our only protection is law, and that protection is available to us only if legitimate governments have the power to govern.

Paul Starr

#7. I don't like to be disparaging about my past roles. That's the only taboo that I don't like to cross.

Neil Patrick Harris

#8. True poverty does not come from God.

Lyndon B. Johnson

#9. History - the devil's scripture

Lord Byron

#10. She took off her dark glasses and squinted at me. It was as though her eyes were shattered prisms, the dots of blue and gray and green like broken bits of sparkle.

Truman Capote

#11. Those magical fucks, when everything else falls away.

Hanif Kureishi

#12. It seems like they make every comic book into a film. 'Watchmen' is my favorite of all time.

William Moseley

#13. Gleaming skin; a plump elongated shape: the eggplant is a vegetable you'd want to caress with your eyes and fingers, even if you didn't know its luscious flavor.

Roger Verge

#14. Chastity ... has, even now, a religious importance in a woman's life, and has so wrapped itself round with nerves and instincts that to cut it free and bring it to the light of day demands courage of the rarest.

Virginia Woolf

#15. There was unprecedented elite condemnation of the plans to invade Iraq. Sensible analysts were able to perceive that the enterprise carried significant risks for U.S. interests, however conceived.

Noam Chomsky

#16. The funny thing is people won't let me pay for things. I'll be in a restaurant and the manager will say, 'Oh no, it's on the house.'

Richard Branson