Top 15 Funny Redneck Birthday Quotes

#1. I don't like putting glasses on and watching 3D. I don't mind wearing glasses, but it's the dimness of the light and the fact that you're filtering the light. Whatever 3D process is being used is a filtration of light, which means it's blocking some of the light.

Peter Jackson

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#2. Brute force is not our salvation, especially as directed by State central planning and done with little regard for the innocents ...

Anthony Gregory

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#3. People are obscenities. Would rather be music than be a mass of tubes squeezing semisolids around itself for a few decades before becoming so dribblesome it'll no longer function.

David Mitchell

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#4. I wish to improve my power, but not in a home run way.

Robinson Cano

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#5. I am a firm believer that you can make a difference in someone's life - whether they're thousands of miles away, or on your own block.

Michelle Monaghan

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#6. Tis in my memory lock'd,
And you yourself shall keep the key of it.

William Shakespeare

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#7. The great menace of civilization in the present is that we offer an education with too little regard for the roots.

Vincent Massey

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#8. Be a lover, nother else will matter.

Debasish Mridha

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#9. Pain is short, and joy is eternal.

Friedrich Schiller

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#10. Books are just words, yet arranged by the author so that they speak to your very soul.

Jason Ellis

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#11. He who cannot by his labor suffice for his own support has no claim to the privilege of helping himself to the money of others. By becoming dependent on the remaining members of the community for actual subsistence, he abdicates his claim to equal rights for them I other respects.

John Stuart Mill

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#12. It's no use trying to talk philosophy to our politicians. And I'm not a moral or political philosopher. I'm not interested in that.

Marjorie Grene

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#13. Today, you are the goddess my universe revolves around.

C.D. Reiss

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#14. Modern as the style of Pascal's writing is, his thought is deeply impregnated with the spirit of the Middle Ages. He belonged, almost equally, to the future and to the past.

Lytton Strachey

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#15. ...fortune was a fickle mistress.

Lorraine Heath

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