Funny Ransom Quotes

#1. Don't just stand there; make something happen.

Lee Iacocca

#2. If we feel inwardly strong, we will have no need or desire to speak ill of others.

Sri Chinmoy

#3. A picture can say a thousand words, but a sentence can paint a thousand pictures ...

J. Buchanan

#4. She moved to pinch me again but I blocked her hand. I'm no expert on girls, but when one tries to pinch you four times, I'm pretty sure that's flirting.

Ransom Riggs

#5. Beauty is a pair of shoes that makes you wanna die.

Frank Zappa

#6. The TUC's new slogan 'a future that works' sets a profound challenge. Austerity and rapid deficit reduction is failing in its own terms, but even at its best it is short-sighted, muddle-through politics with no vision of a new economic model.

Frances O'Grady

#7. Even in a less exaggerated description, any verbal account of a person is bound to find itself employing an assortment of waterfalls, lightning rods, landscapes, birds, etc.

Sergei Eisenstein

#8. Have they built cities on the moon?" another boy asked hopefully.
"We left some garbage and a flag there in the sixties, but thats about it.

Ransom Riggs

#9. Who is that man over there? I don't know him. What is he doing? Is he a conspirator? Have you searched him? Give him till tomorrow to confess, then hang him!
hang him!

Oscar Wilde

#10. These papers of the day have uses more adequate to the purposes of common life than more pompous and durable volumes.

Samuel Johnson

#11. Death from the skies!

Ransom Riggs

#12. You Sure this is it?" I said. "It looks empty."
"Empty? No way, there's loads of shit in there," worm replied

Ransom Riggs

#13. I wanted to thank you," I said.
She wrinkled her nose and squinted like I'd said something funny. "Thank me for what?" she said.
"You give me strength I didn't know I had,"; I said. "You make me better.

Ransom Riggs